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funny monkey jokes

These are some of the best monkey jokes in the world.

 

How did King Kong escape from his cage?

He used a monkey wrench.

 

Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more?

There are just too many Cheetahs.

 

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry monkeys?

A banana split!

 

Which rock group is a monkey's favorite?

The Monkees!

 

Why did the monkey wear red suspenders?

The blue ones broke!

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