These are some of the best horse jokes in the world.
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners!
What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Where do horses go when they're sick?
The horsepital!
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because it was a little hoarse!
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