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These are some of the best elephant jokes in the world.
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella!
What's grey with red spots?
An elephant with the measles!
What's big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera!
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
"Pack your trunk and clear out!"
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A jet propelled elephant!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was having a day off!
What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
What's grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline!
What's grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!
What's big and grey and red?
A
sun-burnt elephant!
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take all the matches
out first!
What weighs 4 tons and is
bright
red?
An elephant holding its breath!
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana!
What's
grey
and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with
hiccups!
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