These are some of the best bug jokes in the world.
A man told his pet millipede to get the
mail.
Two days later the man went to go see where his pet was.
He was still at the door putting his shoes on!
What do you get when cross the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?
Squashed bugs!
What kind of ant walks on two legs?
Your aunt!
What do you do if you have bugs in your bed?
Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral!
What is a ticks' favorite game?
Tic tac toe!
What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?
Barbecue tonight??
What do you call it when you've been bitten by a big computer?
A Megabyte!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
What is the best kind of computer bug?
Spiders . . . they make the best "web" sites.
Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
To get to her Web site.
What is a spiders favorite TV
show?
The newly web game!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
What has 18
legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball
team!
What kind of
bugs live in clocks?
A: Ticks!
What do you
call a bug with four wheels and a trunk?
A: A Volkswagen
Beetle!
Where's the
best place to buy bugs?
A: A flea
market!
What do you
call little bugs that live on the moon?
A: Luna ticks!
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