These are some of the best bird jokes in the world.
What bird is good at making bread?
A Dough Dough!
Why does a hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn't know the words!
Why did the bird go to jail?
Because he was using fowl language!
When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows!
What is a bird's favorite cookie?
Chocolate chirp!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because they don't want to be called bagels!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
It's a beautiful tail!
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