These are some of the best bee jokes in the world.
Who is the bees favorite singer?
Sting!
Who is the bees favorite pop group?
The bee gees!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon!
How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne!
What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!
Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!
What's a bees favorite flower?
A bee-gonias!
How do bees brush their hair?
With a honey comb!
How do bees get to school?
A: On the
school buzz!
What do bees
wear to the beach?
A: Bee-kinis!
What did the
sushi say to the bee?
A: Wassabee!
What sort of
bee lives in a graveyard?
A: A zombee!
What do you
call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee!
Why did the
bee get married?
A: He found his
honey!
Where do bees come from?
A: Stingapore!
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