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bear jokes for kids

These are some of the best bear jokes in the world.

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready, teddy, go!

 

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

 

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

 They both have 'the' as their middle names!

 

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

 

What is a bear's favorite drink?

Koka-Koala!

 

bear jokes for kids

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